And then this:
Dad: Esther, there's been a lot of gay thing in America right now, huh?
Me: Haha, I like how much your English is deteriorating. But yeah, there is.
Dad: I wouldn't beat you if you were gay.
Me: Awwww--
Dad: I would beat you if you weren't doing your homework.
Me: Awwwww...ssshhhhiiit.
/goes back to finals work











